Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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