Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
accomplished twins. life is a go
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm like, not good at living.
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