he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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