I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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