So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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