lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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