What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Rumble strips road head = magical
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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