it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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