I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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