The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She's the barista slut.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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