I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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