im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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