Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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