There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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