I'll bet she douches with gravy.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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