did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
