i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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