Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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