u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
