he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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