dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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