Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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