Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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