My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
