it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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