I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize