Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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