Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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