I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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