I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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