is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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