No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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