doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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