on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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