At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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