he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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