Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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