It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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