I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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