I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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