"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am mentally ready for anal.
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