we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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