How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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