whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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