oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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