...so i touched it.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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