Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
