Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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