did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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