He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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