I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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