if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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