Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Randomize
