That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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