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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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