are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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