what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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